Another brilliant Herald columnist

Thanks Paul Thomas, I couldn’t have said it better myself. The NZ public should just forget about Dirty Politics, TPPA, and my little porkies about Warner Bros. and mass surveillance. It’s just a distraction from the main issue: what should the new NZ national flag look like?

milking nz


Building a legacy like Thatcher

Under my rule, the finance sector has grown to a larger percentage of our economy than any other western democracy.

Every major western democracy has a Capital Gains Tax. The distortion with Australia who have one, is a huge money maker for Sydney Bankers to sell risk premium mortgages to lower paid kiwis to buy over priced homes.

We raised GST, lowered top tax rates shifting the burden onto lower and middle income earners, continued to watch house prices rise, let rates rise, let power prices rise, sold assets, ran up government debt, and cut services for lower and middle income earners.

Heretical left wing stirrers like Hager and Dotcom made the voters nervous and questioned their faith in my infallible leadership. So middle NZ voters repaid my thoughtfulness by re-electing me in a landslide 🙂

My policies have mugged blessed middle and lower NZ. As the finance industry mugs empowers our housing market.

Nobody cares about Kim’s “moment of truth”

#mot collage

As reported in the Herald. Town hall empty. Dotcom blowing his own trumpet.

Ignore those stirrers Greenwald, Assange, Snowden, Amsterdam, blah blah (Law society, Human Rights Commissioner, Privacy  Commissioner, nationwide protests, and tiny 2 vote margin that enacted my funky GCSB law).

I had to sign off the agreement for mass surveillance otherwise we wouldn’t have had “The Hobbit” movies. Get your priorites people!

Trust me, I am your mate. I am super rich and you can be super rich as well, just remember to vote XKeyScore Key on Saturday.